True story:

Passenger: Is your seat supposed to rock like that?
Me: My fat butt broke it, while coming to a stop at a red light, on my way to get a pizza. I guess that was a sign that I really didn't need that pizza.

In my defense, the seat bottom is very thin metal. And now I have nice comfy leather seats out of a 1994 Grand Cherokee Limited. They bolt right up to the stock XJ slider!

 

Be quiet and hold on it's suppose to do that

 

Going up a hill (on the road)
*SCRAPE*
Passenger(also an xj owner): what was that?
Me: some part of the exhaust.

 

Me to my gf : My jeep is sexy and you know it!

it works too

 

Some chick tonight "I think I broke your door it won't open"
"slam your body into it while pulling the door handle"

Girls never can figure out XJ doors...

 

"I'll fix that....as soon as my next paycheck comes in".

 

Let me get out and check that...

 

No one can ever figure out my doors or how to unlock it

 

(at the classical concert hall)

"Did you see the look on the Valet's face when we pulled up". Classic!

 

X2 my button sticks if they push it before I unlock it and then it's a pain in the a$$

 

Me: "look, its another cute little stocker"
Passenger: "What?"

Me: " It's a good thing my rearview mirror fell off again, otherwise that guy riding my a$$ would have pissed me off long ago and would have found out what its like to have some one back over them at the next stoplight"

Random person at school: "whoah your jeep is smoking in the front!?!"
Me: "I know, its sick huh?" "I am puttin in a new radiator this weekend"
Him: "Your puttin in a what?"
Me: "Nevermind, you drive a toyota, you wouldnt understand 'car-talk' "

 

Haha dumb kids who don't understand common terminology

 

yes! ive never heard of someone else with the same problem hahah who needs intermittent wiper modules.

 

stop touchin that unless your tetnus shot is updated lol

 

Stop touching $hit your going to break something then I'll have to run your a$$ over