"Listen man you just have to trust your driver" after dealing with a little death wobble and theyre freaking out

 

Don't bump you head, getting in the back seat.

 

Hold my drink

 

The old redneck standby- Put on your seat belt, I wanna try something.

 

Sorry, the seat belt on that side doesn't work.

 

Yeah that door is automatically shuts its self and guess what my tailgate does too!
True story

 

"Hear that?"
"No what?"
"Nothing nevermind"

"I meant to do that"

 

YES you are gettin out in the mud in your flip flops to hook me to that tree !!!

Wife: You should've bought a truck
Me: NO....all my tools fit in here nicely

Wife: WATCH THAT ROCK !!!!!
Kids: MOM !!!!! Stop yelling or you're gonna make him hit that tree.
SLAM !!!!!!
Told you Mom

 

Yeah, that door doesn't open from the outside... Uh, neither does that one.... And pleae don't open the one from the inside. It takes a while to get it to latch again...

 

Me: " Hey, my door doesnt unlock from the outside, can you unlock it from the inside after I unlock your door?"

Passenger: " Seriously?! Are you that lazy?"

Me: " No, the lock is busted."

Passenger: " Why havent you fixed it yet?"

Me: " I can still get inside my XJ cant I?"

 

wow, i've never heard that noise before.

 

Watch this!

 

Me: we're gonna go over there

Passenger: but you don't have 4wd

Me: my gf just bought a new purse

Passenger: what?! What's that got to do with anything?

Me: oh I thought we were talking about things that don't matter...

 

I don't get it. Explain plz??

 

"me"hey see that little rubber plug you may have to feel for it pull it out so we can drain some of this water out..