"Im thinking about trading in my jeep for a toyota corrola for better gas millage"

That was a joke just in itself.

 

"I don't ****ing know why I started building that damn jeep in the first place!!!.................

Scene wipe to an hour later: "I didn't mean that baby, I love you sooo much!"

 

"If I had known they were gonna make H2's, I would have never bought this Jeep".

"There's no way I can make it where that Wrangler goes."

"It's snowing out dear ... better leave the Cherokee home today..."

 

31" tires are plenty big enough to do anything I'll be doing with this Jeep!
<<<<<Guilty!!!!

 

I'm gonna throw blocks in the rear and and coil helpers in the front to lift it.

 

Just got a killer deal on a body lift!!

My AX-5 is bullet proof.

I really wanna upgrade to D35.

 

I've had it with this XJ. I'm buying a ford.

I'm kidding fellas never in my life would I buy a ford.

 

Sad part is that my buddies brother did just that with his and thinks he has a good lift kit on it

 

"I should of got a 4-banger, the 4.0 XJ gets horrible gas mileage!"

-if you can't afford the gas for an XJ, how can you afford to keep up on the maintenance?...

 

"I should have sold my XJ when cash for cluckers came along."

 

A buddy of mine lifted his XJ last night, sent me a pic of it all clean and armorall'd up earlier.. my response was, "looks good, now it needs mud on it!" his reply, and i quote "Nah, its good like it is".. He's a Ford Boy so im used to these kinds of retard'o answers...

 

^^haha yeah, clean & Jeep just doesn't go well together.

 

No it dont at all I told him he should of just bought a 2WD then and he said it was too nice to put in the woods... He's a pole smoker..

 

"Wish I had a Suburban, I can't haul anything in the Cherokee".

 

"We went camping & got bored."

"It gets great gas mileage!"