at least he didn't say "grand cherokee?"

 

okay so we all know i rock the lime green brigade wheels.
TODAY

"OH I see you finally took that silly paint of your rims."
"No is didn't"
"oh i didn't see them today"
"Its cuz the green is covered in mud..."
"oh, well why don't you wash it?"
"Because I put the mud on there on purpose"
"who does that?"

<First time I've ever used it in context>

"ITS A JEEP THING YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND..."

 

Yeah, really caught me off guard lol

 

Some idiot in a liberty the other night told me to get a real jeep with round headlights. I laughed in his face, asked "how is an IFS turd with a minivan engine more of a Jeep than an XJ?"

 

thank you.... i just want be like ur driving a lifted dodge caravan....which my xj 4.0 i6 will at last all day long

 

"But I thought your Jeep was a comfy Jeep, not an off-roady Jeep"

 

i was getting gas the other day and a guy pulled up and asked me if my little jeep had trouble turning them big tires. i replyed "does your mama suck a good D***!!! he turned and walked away. FTW!!!

 

FTW?

Why would you say that? I would have broke your ****ing nose.

I mean, if you really were arrogant enough to say that, how did you not know that this wasn't this guys way of complementing your 'big tires'? Would a simple "Yes, it does great." have been too difficult for you?

Now, had he walked up and said "Hey, *******! How does that piece of **** Jeep pull those bald *** tires?" Then you would have been right to respond with your brilliant comment.

I'd guess you're full of it.

 

lol, i didn't say the ftw the world out loud i was just thinking it. i just get sick of people opening there face and inserting there foot. plus, if you knew the people i live around. you would have probly would have said the same thing. i live around a buch of drugged up freakin people. that think meth is ok!! the guy that asked me that pulled up in a bet up chevy truck with 3 different tires on it and scrap metal falling out of the back as he pulled it to the store.

ok, sorry for saying FTW!!!

 

Why does it shake like that?

 

I guess that's the difference between living in the South and living in this Hell on Earth that I hear so many folks describe.

 

i guess i should have put that he was being an *** about it.

i've lived in this area for 35 years and been tring to get the hell out here. but, i can't because i have to take care of my 9 year old sister. her father will not let her move from the area. he's just as bad as any other drug user in this area.

your probly right. i was probly an *** about it. but, if you knew how many f'ed up people i live around you would probly get that too.

 

Then that's understandable. You should have broke HIS nose.

 

Where do you live?

 

i guess i should have put that in there. when i was posting. i was starting to get a little pissed about it.

i live 70 north of dallas tx on lake texoma. basicly on the boarder of ok and tx. we get freaks from both side of the river. the city i live in tour down the first free public school texas to put up a freakin wallgreens. it was built in the late 1800's. that goes to show you where my city priorities are.

like it sayes in my sig. i'm a third gen. my grandfather had a *****'s which my mom learned to drive and drove to school and back. i take all "jeeps" to hurt. even the not so jeeps. so, when somebody starts talking crap about jeeps. i get kind of pissed and sometime put my own foot in mouth.