The one I get all the time: "Is it supposed rattle and ride this rough?" They should have ridden in my old XJ that had Ford front coils! Now, that was a ROUGH ride!

I had one taking my friend home today " Your jeep scares me why is you axle knocking"

and (after removing the head) my friend (professional mechanic uti graduate) takes one look and says
" how the f#$k dose this thing still run"

Lmao. I got the same running question. Then he about had a heart attack as I used kerosene to clean the carbon off the pistons. I told him relax this thing is a 78 motor, it can run on leaded fuel so kerosene wont even put a dent in it!

today, my mother told me we need to find a "happy medium" on how muddy my jeep is. she wants it to be clean... but i crave the mud. ha she gets mad every time i leave the house and say im gonna go get dirty. i think shes just mad cuz im not girly enough.

LOL.. That is so awesome! You keep getting muddy as long as your happy doing so.. Just tell your mom, mud is fun and it makes my Jeep look purdy

i keep tryin to tell her a dirty jeep is a happy jeep. she just rolls her eyes lol.

I tried that at work. The Marines said if it got dirtier, they wouldn't let me on base til I washed it. I cried a little on the inside.

oh man. my parking spot at work is brown.... but my boss finds it hilarious!

haha we have a mud hole outside of work that i take my boss's through at the end of the day lol. so i guess i got it pretty good.

I used to fight with a guy in a lowered and heavily modded Hyundai Tiburon for the spot closest to my apartment steps. It's mine now, cause he cant park there without getting dirt on his intercooler.

hahahaha WIN.

"gosh its so hard to get into. Why is it so loud? Jeez this is bumpy. I imagine you get bad gas mileage. This car is a little much..." -kid i gave a ride who wants a civic

ERRRRR (brakes)
"get out" - me

that is awesome

"your mods are stupid and look like s!"

person- why didnt u get a wrangler ?
me- why dont you get out?