Why did it take you so long!!?!?

 

Ykydaxjw you have too become a fully licensed electrician too maintain your jeep....

First my speakers and speaker wire, then my child safety locks, I wired in some better interior lights and now somethings starting too go wrong with my power locks

 

you know you drive a high school xj when you have every textbook in the back of your xj

 

Haha I would if we had text books but I do have everything needed for school in the xj and all the XJ magazines in my back pack

 

when every spot you park in for more than 2 hours has a massive power steering fluid stain from your broken gearbox.

 

I'm guessing the chick doesn't understand the jeep thing cuz I'm usually a couple minutes earlier than she is parking and she passes right by me, or there's cars parked around her. Girls...

 

Must not be a jeep girl....

 

College XJ as well. Tools and textbooks

 

YKYDAXJW

You don't say oh what a nice looking vehicle. It's more like you are checking someone out when you see a nice looking rig. You use words like "sexy" "slick" "curvy" (for the pre runners) "one fine rig" and instead of "dat a$$" it's more like...Dat Axel!

 

Ykydaxj when at work a guy pulls up in a stocker to help someone whos broke down, so you go over.and help too, and after extensive searching for the no start, find the shredded alternator positive battery lead...then they ask "are you.a mechanic?" And the.stocker bro goes "better, he drives a jeep"

Epic fistbump with total stranger

 

legen...wait for it....dary!

 

It's confirmed, I was pulling Into school after lunch and made contact at a stop sign goin the opposite way, I made eye contact and waved and she didnt do anything. Fu#%*N California chicks drivin jeeps

 

Pfffffff!!!!!!!!!! She should go get a wrangler.... Great mall crawlers I hear lol.

 

Sounds like 4-door JK material.

No offense to soccer moms intended.

 

Real jeep gurls are hard to come by here...