Also to avoid your exhaust falling off....again

 

You avoid any bumps at decent speed on the high way because it will start the DW

 

...when you get so used to not getting the Jeep wave returned that you stop doing it, and the very next XJ passes by and catches you off guard and you don't get your hand out the window in time to wave back, and grumble to yourself about it.

 

Your parts guy says, after looking at your newest laundry list of parts, "maybe you should just buy a new Jeep."

Yeah, I heard that this morning...

 

Haha
Agh damn it!!!

 

When you get snuffed on the jeep wave from the same lifted JK twice in the same day but you still wave at him. It's more waving at the jeep than driver lol.

 

Lol, im the polar opposite

when a few rich little ****s in a overlybuilt jk wave and you just laugh and give them the thumbs down. You should have seen their faces, its like I **** in their coco puffs....

Ill wave at a few Wranglers, the ones who im friends with, but otherwise im going to assume your just another little rich kid, and I have zero respect for people like that

 

Hahaha nice, I never get waves from wranglers... Once from a lifted commander and a few xjs thats it.

And you know you drive an xj when you have to add transmission oil every 2weeks

 

If it has square headlights I wave..only real jeeps has square headlights

 

Someone put square headlights on a ****** M38? Lol

 

That makes you sound as bad as wrangler drivers......
It's a jeep.... Wave at it!
Hell I wave at any lifted rig and 99% of the time get a wave back.

 

I never get the Jeep wave....the only thing I got was a guy in a ZJ laughing at me when I had to change a flat in 100 degree heat with a jack that didn't want the rod to lock into it....

You know you drive an XJ when even though you have a stockie, you still try to see how far you can flex it

 

Can't say the same about YJ's....they're freaking terrible. I know two people with YJs, they both hate them and complain about how bad they are constantly

 

Are you saying this to me too OD? And if so thats fine with me. Well except for the fact that I never block, then back down a trail. I love body damage, and im always overly willing to help any fellow Wheeler out on a trail. I know they arent all that bad, but most are nowadays

PS. im joking around

 

I mean you know I quoted xj603....