ykydaxjw: you've spent all morning changing your differential and your wife won't let you in her car because "YOU STINK."

 

Gear oil stinks.... period. Hate dealing with that crap.

 

no way?! o_O

 

you know you drive an xj when your wife/girlfriend doesn't throw a fit when you say "nice rack!" because she knows you're talking about something on another Jeep.

 

You know you drive an xj when you know the names and everyone in the autoparts store.... and they all know your name also.

 

When your girlfriend points out xj's and calls stick ones babies

 

When your girlfriend points out xj's and calls stock ones babies

 

Me and my XJ take offense to that lol.

YKYDAXJW it seems like every other day you find something else squeaking, knocking, clanging, or find some other mechanical problem. I'm still trying to find out what's squeaking in the back of mine...I think it might be the rear seat

 

Oh you will. No doubt about it u might as well set up a little chair and table now haha

 

Hahaha, my girl does that too

 

When you go to pick up ur gf and she's never seen your xj b4 and falls in love with it....and you and her dad get Into a fight about Toyota trucks vs jeeps in general..

 

YKYDAXJW you see a dirt mound and daydream about taking a poser picture on it.

 

When you sink it in four and a half feet of water get water all up in the motor and drain it out and it still runs a yr later

 

Gear oil is bad, RTV is worse

 

When you buy a new phone that has android and the first thing you do is download the CF app. It's awesome.