The Tacoma...like a Prius with 4wd

 

The smallest part of a toyota is the owners brain

 

What's the difference between a Toyota and Tiger Woods?




A Toyota can't thrust back

 

"Would you like a rainbow sticker with that Toyota?"

 

mama dont let your babies grow up to drive yotas....that was bad.

 

Toyota's can defeat things... they just have to set up peace negotiations first, then attack when it's not looking, then run away before a Jeep drops a bomb on them (or two).

 

Nice toyota, do they make those in mens sizes

 

Ok that's the best one yet.

 

^^x2

 

Thanks I have a few friends that drive toyotas to.

 

Yes, a Prius and a Jeep can coexist in peace! My wife's job requires her to drive almost 25,000 miles a year. Yes, she drives a Prius and it lives next to my Jeep... and yes, I do drive it when it involves long distances and it is the most boring car in the world. On the flip side, with today's gas prices, nothing beats 50 miles per gallon when the only object is droning along in traffic getting from A to B a couple hundred miles away.

So with all that said, how about a shark mouth decal on your Jeep with the slogan "Toyota - tastes like chicken!" ?

 

X3^^

 

"Toys are for tots..... Jeeps are for men" that's an old one though. Lols check out this : http://www.zazzle.com/smoke_eat_my_h...33086511965883