Okay so when ever someone tail's me I purposely squirt their car with my rear windshield washer fluid.

I know it can't be just me! So anyone had any "experiences" while doing this?

My brother's a cop, I told him If he tail's me I will squirt him...

Iv done it numerous times when people tail me, and they back off. Works for me.

Mine doesn't even work
I'd love to though

1-My old XJ never worked
2-My current XJ's has never worked
3-My buddy's old 99 black XJ never worked
4-That same guys current 95 XJ has never worked
5-My friend's 1996 XJ has never worked
6-ANOTHER friend's 97 XJ has never worked

I wish I could do this though, the motor is a major pain in the *** to get to fyi

You could try blowing compressed air through your hoses? I find it a common problem why boat's don't ****...
Oh yeah my friends tried pressing the button while we went doorless in trafic with two bad lookin biker dudes behind us...

I sprayed a guy on a Harley once, he followed me around town for like 3 miles and then wouldn't follow me down some dirt roads (;

Nothing worse than a tough guy tryin to punk ya out. I like to pullover and if they act like their turning in and don't I'll shoot right up behind them for a few blocks

I just like to mess with people I guess lol

Gave me a good idea for next time

im missing my whole back :|

I want a squirt gun mod but have no rear wiper at all.
what all do I need for the install if I get bored enough one weekend?
I want to fill it with gatorade. lol

Mine is a squirt gun to. I thought about fixing it so i could clean my back window but its to much fun spraying people that use mine as a pit stop lol.

Mines broken also.
I told my friend to wash my back window and when he started wiping I sprayed him right in the face lol.

I always tell people to try and open the hatch.

do you guys move the rear fluid sprayer so it can spray outwards? cause mine is still on the wiper and sprays on the window, but, I could see this as more fun/useful!

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No the plastic piece is easy to break off and the hose cant attach anymore so it sprays straight out. Its to much fun to worry about fixing.