Is putting Gnomes in an XJ a thing? I got in my XJ this morning and found this guy on my console. Nobody is owning up to putting it in there. Is it kinda like ducking a wrangler.

 

I’ve never heard of it being a thing but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was. The more surprising thing to me is the fact that you still have the cover for your ashtray! I swear every XJ I see has that thing missing.

 

Whats that hole in the console? You lucky dog if thats a cup holder

 

It is indeed a coldy holdy. In fact, it's got two.
​​two. One for me, and one for Jerome the Gnome.

 

Man I hope not.
I thought the duck thing was stupid but.......

 

Don't fool yourself. It's the gnome army doing recon before they attack and kill. You'll need a copper nail through his heart to eliminate that threat, but who knows how many others he has enlisted by this point. You better up your perimiter security.