I always find a note from somebody after the day I go muddin. This seems to be a girl handwritting this time?

 

Yep, when I went to a trip to Sears, there was a guy with a Jeep that looked exactly like mine and he was down underneath mine fondling my drive shafts...

 

I was at starbucks to meet my parents for coffee, I look outside after ordering my frap and see a homeless guy having his forehead stuck to my windows trying to find anything of value.

Went out and said "Nice XJ, lose something?" He tried convincing me it was his and that he was looking for his keys, figured he locked em inside. I then went "ohhhh these keys? Get away from my jeep."

He then proceeded to peer into other vehicles, I called the cops....turns out hes a regular

 

Yep! Just today they touched the cat out from under it.

 

Had a few look, but never caught anyone touching it. I'm a serious looking guy, so I guess I come across as on 2nd thought maybe not.

 

Touch any of my vehicles and be prepared to lose whatever body part you're touching it with.

 

had it down at the gas station hangin out with some friends and were sittin at a table smokin and talkin and my buddy points to my jeep and there is someone leaning inside digging around. i walked over to him and ask what hes doin he said he needs some change out of his car. i said then get it out of your car and get out of mine and he said hold on a sec. i grabbed his shoulder spun him around and punched him the nose. and apparently i broke his nose. cops run over and hald both of us and i said he was in my jeep stealing money and it turns out the cops knew him by name and he had a warrant for breaking and entering, drug possession, possession of stolen property, and violation of parole. i got a hand shake and a free cup of coffee

 

I've never had that problem, that i know of, with my Jeep... But i do live right outside of Detroit. I think people realize that doing something like that here, in this area, might get them severely injured...

I did have a guy stop and chat me up at Meijer about mine shortly after i got it though. He "used to have one just like it."


However, when i had my '79 Ford LTD Landau, i took that to classic car shows. That car was mint... Looked like it just rolled off the dealer lot.

I had it at the Gratoit cruise, parked, in line with several other classics...
I was standing five feet away from it talking to some guy about his car, and just watched as these two bimbos proceeded to back their fat assess up, and LEAN ON THE SIDE OF MY FRIGGIN CAR. I marched right up to them and yanked them off it, and yelled, "WTF do you think you're doing? Have some GD respect for other peoples' property! Are you going to buff your fat *** prints off my paint now?"

They looked at me like i was insane, jaws on the ground, and just walked away.

I guess they didn't think it was anything special because it looked like so many older grand Marquis you see any day... But that was actually a semi rare vehicle, and other fans of those cars know that. I've NEVER seen another like mine anywhere.

Stupid hoes.

 

i have never really had anyone play with it but i have had a foreign guy run up to me and grab my shoulder and ask how you get so high? i told him its too much work for you to know. and he looked like this

but if i ever catch anyone in my jeep or around m jeep like you guys are saying there will be no words exchanged just a bum rush of punches more likely when the doors are off

 

I just get the same old comment:

"I bet those tyres are worth more than the car!"