i recently traded my jeep off for a 92 ford explorer xl, 3in body lift and bald 33s. the day the kid took my jeep, i went and hoped in the ford, flipped the toggle for the fuel pump, turned the key and fired right up.
I parked it to where my jeep sat. that day i went out and started it 3 times to make sure it was going too. The next day i go out to fire it up and nothing. just sits and cranks and cranks. i do the usual, flip the toggle, turn the key wait till i hear the pump then try to fire it up. i know the sound of a dead battery and this aint it. sounds like it wanting to fire but doesnt. tested all the fuses under the hood and everyone is good.

my question/s are: why do i have such crappy luck? what would cause this to do this after one day of having it and what do i do now?

 

"my question/s are: why do i have such crappy luck?"
Are you sure you were feeling lucky when you made the deal?

"what would cause this to do this after one day of having it?"
It was doing it before you owned it, it just didn't cause you any concern as it wasn't your problem.

"and what do i do now?"
Try to figure out why it won't start.