welcome!

 

couldn't find a yawning tree to really drive it home?

 

heading to the Land of Enchantment tomorrow. see ya *****es! and this morning there was a huge puddle under my heep... tranny fluid from somewhere...had to repark the jeep and it barely moved... something to look forward to when i come back

 

Wasn't worth the effort.

 

I call a souvenir

 

you can choose between a cup of dirt, a tumbleweed, or a cactus leaf.

 

Well, if I can't have a whole cactus, I will take a tumbleweed

 

you can buy cacti at grocery stores...

 

effin transvestites leaking fluids under your jeep. have you considered offering them a cd player?

 

That is a valid point. You can not however, buy tumbleweed at the local market

When are you due back?

 

i knew i should have written "transmission"
negative, i installed the cd player in the new jeep, thank you, works great.

gives me an idea...you think people would buy tumbleweeds at the grocery store? you can buy them off ebay...from a tumbleweed farm. true story.

http://www.prairietumbleweedfarm.com/

 

I always wanted one as a pet.....

The new Pet Rock

 

just not as cuddley as a pet rock

this song is great.... rednecks rapping. ridiculous. its damn catchy though
i wonder if they hang out with Colt Ford and have rap battle ciphers

 

Makes me miss my big Chevys

 

just trying to be coy. already thanked me once, which was enough.

glad it worked out for ya.