^ him as well

 

We use a lot of emoticons because this is a text-based forum, and emotion and inflection don't shine through text. I can't comment on the rest cause I stopped reading at that point.

 

Negative on that 10-slot grille...for now. The seller didn't spell out his full Paypal address when I asked for it, so the money never got to him. At least it was refunded since what he sent me isn't a real Paypal account.

 

soldiers in the civil war younger and less educated than you wrote some amazing stuff sans smileys.

 

I'm not here to make a point or to have my text preserved for the ages. It's neither a journal nor a manuscript. I'm here to bull****, kill time, and have a few laughs. Not everything in life is serious.

 

well not getting the grill sucks, but at least you got refunded.

 

me too. in fact i'll tell you a joke. hope you haven't heard it before.

a real greasy biker dude is riding across new mexico when he spots a little roadside cafe. he decides to pull off.

he gets inside, pulls up a stool and looks up at the menu board. it says:
hotdogs: $1
cheeseburgers: $3
handjobs: $50

there's a hot little blonde working behind the bar. he motions for her to come over. she says, "what can i get for ya hun?"

he says, "are you the one giving the $50 handjobs?"

she says, "that's right hun, you wanna go in that back room over there?"

he says, "no thanks, babycakes, but can you wash your hands real good, cuz i want a cheeseburger!"

 

Princess Bride on AMC

 

too bad I dont have cable...

 

Someone is lonely

 

 

o.O

 

O.O


hi Scott

 

watching Amish Mafia, it's hard to take a man serious when there's a tractor in his office

 

Hiya Oliver!! Xoxo