I'm an Aeronautical Avionics and Electrical expert. In short I work on airplanes. lol You have to work for a company that employs mechanics through a certain union in order to join. There are lots of unions out there for various forms of labor, just happens to be mine that's going on strike.

 

The only thing I hate more then the all caps and horrible spelling is when people fill out job apps like there are thugnificent. Do you really expect to get the job when you list your birth date as 7/12. eighty fo

The HR woman here was laughing hysterically in her cube one day and when I asked she showed me that, I was speechless.

 

Word of the day:
Thugnificent (adjective)
Example: He who shall not be named was thugnificent on the internet, but a punk-*** ***** in person.

 

I have worked in call centers for years. I always made people read a script to get hired.

If you were AXING people, you were dangerous, and were NOT getting hired.

Thugnificent! I love it!

 

You had to go there....Can you say "Meow"

 

oh man...thugnificent lol...you got me rollin over here

 

agreed, there is a guy at work here, Lacey, he was commenting on the Tiger Woods BS in the break room one day and looked at me and 3 other guys and said "you can't blame him, he only herman" we looked at him in puzzlement, "herman, you know herman, you, me we all hermans"

"Oh, right Lacey, Human"

"yeah thats what I says herman"


still laugh about that **** on the floor lol

 

thugnificent
(adj.) – Someone who had nothing, was nothing and became respected in all hoods with their ghetto fabulous craft in money, cars and hoes.
I am feeling thugnificent today because I just bought a fully loaded Escalade!

Dayum, your Timbs is thugnificent with the platinum trim! where did you get ‘em at?

 

if you like thugnificent how about gangstalicious?

 

Love this

 

I love it when people add an "s" to already pluralized words.

Used to have a girl who worked for me who always referred to men as mens.

"Mens are always messin my **** up...fo sho."

 

gangstalicious

Used to refer to someone and/or something as ghey or literally homosexual in some extreme cases.

Commonly misused as being a rare trait of a real gangsta. (being his/her "over the top" sex appeal)

"Ganstamatic" should be used in reference to a high level of "coolness" or sex appeal.
Gangsta1: Damn!! That wiggah just stole my bike!

Gangsta2: That be damn motha slicin' gangstalicious!

Example 2:

Guy1: I love men

Guy2: whoa ****e, you goin ganstalicious on me?

 

My dad's a Cleveland cop. His favorite reply:

"Let me ax you a question."
"You wish to inquire as to the properties of an edged striking weapon?"

 

the same goes for capitalization. There's a big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse..