Wow your a cyborg!!

 

I have on old one that uses magnetic hydronic fluid that changes viscosity. It's really cool but not very reliable and not waterproof or mud proof.

 

I have been assimilated.

 

Bionic

 

Yep, I'm the 600 dollar man.

 

I hate to say it bro, but this page is a Jeep club. (I know it took a few hours for me to think of that, so it's not an exclusive club, but hey, we're all members). Love you bro!

 

True

 

Not true at all. We don't ride together. No club plans or organization. Most of us are scattered across ohio. Toledo, dayton, some hick counties to the east. Not saying being from a hick town is bad just I don't know names. If you were a jeep club I wouldn't be part of it. You have no community plans or anything.
Be cool. Roll solo.
Also I hate stock jeeps and their drivers. My jeeps better. Buy $2500 worth of lift and tires then come back.

 

Well I have that but still roll with my boys because all the lift tires and gears being solo won't get you unstuck "Goonies Offroad no wrangler left behind"

 

Exactly. Roll solo - get stuck, break something, you are screwed

 

That would be like me saying I hate small jeeps with stock axles

 

Smh lmao

 

"I also hate stock jeeps and their drivers"

This guy sounds like a mall crawler with a bad attitude because he spent a bunch of money and hes unhappy with his poop-rig lol

 

If you want to be in the Xj club...rule #1 is....Just leave all the wronglers behind...LOL.

 

I've spent the night with my stuck jeep before way back in the ville...sucked...had a gallon of water and and a loaded 45...I didn't have a winch yet and I wasn't leaving my jeep to be stripped and burnt.