A Joke. Putting this where it won't be in the way.
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A Joke. Putting this where it won't be in the way.
Making my favorite Ink Pens:
Step 1: Buy a couple (as in "Together") of Imported Tibetian Yak; you can just run up to your local grocer and get a live one:
Step 2: You have a couple of options at this point; you can either seperate the female and make her watch We Are Marshall followed immediately by taking her credit cards; or you can Seperate the Male and explain to him that Monday Night Football has been cancelled followed immediately by forcing him to watch as you give the female back her credit cards. Either way, the point is to extract some tears, which are also useful for many other things:
Step Three: Using resources such as the company dumpster or your coworker's desk, obtain one Bic Ink pen.
Step 4: It's now manatee hunting time:
Club to death, being careful not to bust any blood vessels.
Step 5: Reuse an old Heroin needle to suck the blood from the manatee. Insert in blender along with yak tears. Blend. Blend. Blend.
Step 6: Use the needle to insert the puree into your pen. You have now successfully created the best Pen on Earth.
Tip-o-the-hat to www.theoatmeal.com for the stolen artwork.
Step 1: Buy a couple (as in "Together") of Imported Tibetian Yak; you can just run up to your local grocer and get a live one:
Step 2: You have a couple of options at this point; you can either seperate the female and make her watch We Are Marshall followed immediately by taking her credit cards; or you can Seperate the Male and explain to him that Monday Night Football has been cancelled followed immediately by forcing him to watch as you give the female back her credit cards. Either way, the point is to extract some tears, which are also useful for many other things:
Step Three: Using resources such as the company dumpster or your coworker's desk, obtain one Bic Ink pen.
Step 4: It's now manatee hunting time:
Club to death, being careful not to bust any blood vessels.
Step 5: Reuse an old Heroin needle to suck the blood from the manatee. Insert in blender along with yak tears. Blend. Blend. Blend.
Step 6: Use the needle to insert the puree into your pen. You have now successfully created the best Pen on Earth.
Tip-o-the-hat to www.theoatmeal.com for the stolen artwork.
Last edited by Jmb94; Jan 7, 2012 at 12:51 PM.
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It's a spin off joke from another thread.
The humor is that without the other thread this just looks like a whole bunch of random babble. lol
I really am giggling hard out loud. My wife thinks I need committed. lol
The humor is that without the other thread this just looks like a whole bunch of random babble. lol
I really am giggling hard out loud. My wife thinks I need committed. lol
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