My Cherokee is having an identity crisis. It is currently working, starting and running smooth. There is nothing broken. There are no leaks or rattles. All shifts 2wd and 4wd are silky smooth and seamless. The axles refuse to break and the wheels won't fall off. The heater and defroster work, the windows refuse to freeze up (or down), the locks work and the door seals won't leak. What is wrong with my XJ, please somebody help me resolve these issues. This can't be my Jeep.

 

Motors about to blow, simultaneously taking out the bellhousing, and causing a horrific rollover.

Sell it to me ASAP, for your safetys sake.

 

 

Obviously some serious actions need to occur to bring back my Peep.
I poured a quart of egg nog into the crankcase, and peed into the gas tank.
Hammered some roofing nails into the tires and loosened every exposed fastener.
Drained the transfer case and rear diff and left the plugs out. Going for a water crossing soon. Leaving the headlites on overnight, locking the doors and drilling out the lock cylinders.
Going to check it in the morning.
I think it will be much more like the jeep I know and love.