my baby is gone!
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From: Western Massachusetts
Year: 1994
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0 6cyl
i know the threads dead but i had to add to the list of brand annagrams and what not:
CHEVY- Only gay guys wear bowties (think about the logo)
CHEVY- Only gay guys wear bowties (think about the logo)
CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
im a chevy fan so it hurts me to know these.....
GMC- Gay Mans Chevy
we all know the jeep ones but...
JEEP -Just Eats Every Part
And of course fords racked up a good list
FORD- F**cked Over Ret**ded Driver
as a self respecting redneck i wanted to remove a few of the ford ones but its true the dumb rednecks do own em...
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
im a chevy fan so it hurts me to know these.....
GMC- Gay Mans Chevy
we all know the jeep ones but...
JEEP -Just Eats Every Part
And of course fords racked up a good list
FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door
FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device
FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily
FORD -Flip Over Read Directions
FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death
FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill
FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective
FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway
FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device
FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily
FORD -Flip Over Read Directions
FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death
FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill
FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective
FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway
FORD- F**cked Over Ret**ded Driver
as a self respecting redneck i wanted to remove a few of the ford ones but its true the dumb rednecks do own em...
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From: RIO GRANDE VALLEY, TX
Year: 2001
Model: Cherokee
Engine: 4.0/ soon to be 4.9 all aluminum stroker!
dang man, glad you're ok! that was a pretty hardcore wreck. I got rearended back in march in my old XJ. I was sitting still on an entrance ramp on I-40 and a guy hit me doing 60ish. it totally obliterated my poor cherokee. crushed the back in, flipped me back end over front, and then i barrel rolled a couple times. I crawled out under my own power and the only thing i could think of was how bad my cherokee was F'd. it made me absolutely furious! there are always other xj's out there. lives are what is important.


it used to be so pretty



it used to be so pretty


damn bro i feel sorry for ur baby it sux tho glad ur ok/ ive seen alot of crashed xj's and for sum reason they are absolutely crushed and get flipped and tossed around, but the front a rear sitting sections are either strong or jus a lucky spot that u always walk away but still people need to learn how to drive!
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