Going Green with JEEP

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12-02-2009, 09:53 AM

RevKev

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Year: 1999

Model: Cherokee

Engine: 4.0

Going Green with JEEP

My contribution to the religion of green (not irish green) This is an enviro=mentally safe form of transportation.
GOING GREEN WITH a MODIFIED JEEP

Jeep Green checklst

Not an eyesore Does not stick out but blends into the environment
Self extracting in the event it gets if stuck
Parks anywhere you want too
You can survive a head on deer impact at 70 mph
Fiscally responsible, no long term loans
May provide exercise for humans therefore promoting longevity of life
Improves your quality of life allowing you to live longer
The drivers door is level with Dunn Brothers Coffee drive up
Generally has wifi, gps, and radio communications
Consumes only enough fuel to get the job done
Can transport trees to planting destinations in forests for carbon credits
Provides housing / shelter for mice in the fall (the parts cars out back)
Extricates all makes of vehicles in ditches in foul weather
Mine is salt and rust free
Usually contains all sorts of safety equipment. tow straps, jumper cables etc.
Eurgonomically correct you can sit up while changing oil
Can transport more than one human cutting down on volume of cars on the road
Wide tires do not leave ruts in lawns
Loud pipes (do save lives)
Does not require assfault roads (how do you spell that)
100% re-usable recycled parts, (even from other vehicles)
Contains only one battery no need for hazardous waste dumps
JEEP spells made In USA
Provides green jobs for fabricators
High suspension reduces the amount of road kill by 90%
SAFE, You can see over traffic, and see what the guy three cars ahead is doing
The only vehicle you see in the parking lot at work on a foul weather day
Oh wait, I was laid off this summer. It will get you to the job interview even in foul weather!
Provide you with a project to take your mind off your job situation
I can go up 2 more inches and still be legal in Minnesota
It has cup holders so you will not spill hot coffee in your lap