Sounds like one Hallowe'en when I got reliable intel of my boys going around egging houses.

They lost that summer - they were painting houses. I carted them around the whole damned neighbourhood, the deal was the homeowner would provide the paint and the boys would provide brushes, rollers, and time - they could borrow my ladders (and they'd damned well better come back clean every night!)

Took 'em a year before they'd even eat an egg again, much less pick one up!

STATUS: Case Closed. They only spent about $100 on the whole gig, but it took them about three months to get it done (and they painted pretty much every house in the neighbourhood, except ours. I'd just done it two years before.)

 

People love to draw penises into the mud on my jeep, and holy hell does that **** me off because then of course you have penises scratched into your paint...

 

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man i havent had anything really happen to me but if any of my buddies/coworkers see this (none of them own jeeps) man i am in a hole lot of trouble i think they would have my jeep hangin in a tree with the winch lol i think that would be funny to see

 

**** someone thought it would be a great idea to throw a shopping cart at it let's just say they won't do it again

 

This covers me.

And this is a warning, anybody who messes with my jeep doesn't deserve limbs. You bet i have the stuff to do it too. A cordless angle grinder with a cutoff wheel will do the job. This might become premeditated in a minute.

 

You want fun? My first car was a 1966 Bug.

I worked in a college town (West Lafayette/Purdue University) next to a bar (Nick's.) Let's just say I got really good at driving it off of the sidewalk next to the building.

I didn't care as long as my car didn't get damaged. But, I had a fingerprint kit in stowage - I saw scratches once upon a time, and I was in the habit of thoroughly washing my car every Thursday (since Friday & Saturdays were the biggest days for ******tery at work.) Chances were good that the prints I'd lifted from "pickup points" on the car were the people who'd picked it up, and I knew pretty much every cop in Tippecanoe County (they taught me to lift prints, I taught them better ways to do custodial searches after the "mock arrest" in senior Civics class. Considering they'd left about a half-dozen improvised weapons on me - and two handcuff keys - I thought they should know more about what can be hidden on the body.)

Always helpful to file a vandal complaint with fresh fingerprints... "It's all fun & games until someone loses an eye."

(BONUS POINTS - Whence did that saying originate, and why?)

 

I owned a 71 superbeetle, I know the whole "lets carry the car around" game all to well.

Mine was a pile, some primer, rust etc. It never bothered me too much.

 

Yeah had tons of peckers drawn on my jeep, most of the time I leave em on for giggles but I remember back when I was in high school there was this "feminine guy" that had a Barbie jeep and someone tied a dead turkey to the bumper and tossed it under the wrangler and he drove about 3 miles through town without noticing

 

People drew swasticas on my muddy windows

 

Somebody went nuts with a white shoe paint thing and wrote all over my windows like all around just insulting words. Turns out I parked in some guys space and I guess he wasnt having such a good day lol. Next day I drew the biggest ******* on his windshield and it was funny because I got to see his reaction lol he just laughed and drove off without cleaning it.

 

Lol

 

I paid $50 for the car, and $1200 to have it frame-offed (I didn't have the time to do it myself.)

So yeah, when the paint got scratched, I got cranky. Especially since the whole "carry the car around" game doesn't automatically entail scratching the paint, y'know?

First Rule of Practical Jokes - the only thing to be damaged is the mark's sanity.

 

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Other than friends drawing stuff on windows back in high school, witch when ever that happened I would just think to myself "challenge....accepted" and go abouts my day, but some *** hole stole my radio a few years back. Even took out the front dome lite. I hate ppl that take what other ppl actually work hard for. But wheat ever he'll/she'll get his/hers in the end. Karma's a *****!!!